If Humans Could Photosynthesize
- We would be green. With chlorophyll, not envy.
- We would be at war with plants for resources: air.
- Khaki green would be the new fashion statement. Snooki would look khaki green.
- The Hulk would be underrated.
- People wouldn’t Instagram food all the time.
- Hats or caps will make our faces turn yellow.
- We would be skinny, for there would be no late night suppers to fatten us up.
- People would be playing outside, not inside.
- Women wouldn’t have to cook for men.
- Soldiers would be naked.
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