The Island of Onomatopoeia

From my playwrighting class: write a story about a normal day without the use of verbs. 🙂
I decided to add a little bit of classic jokes shared during my JC days into the ‘normal day’ 😀 some of you might rmb 😛
Enjoy. 😀

P.S: the story is vague, so let your imagination run wild with the sounds. 😉

*Yawns*Slam*La~la~la~la~la*Splash splash splash*…*Nom nom nom*Yum yum yum*Gulp gulp gulp*Slams*Clop clop clop*DI!!!*Vroom vroom vroooooooom*ERP!!!! CARD… CARD. ARGGHHHH!!!! WHERE’S MY CARD??!?!!*DI-DI!!!*WHOA KNN… KENA FINED AGAIN!!!!*Vrooom vrooooom vrooooooooom*Screeeeeeeeeeeeecccchhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!*Clop clop*Slams*DI!!!*Clop clop clop*Rumble*Crack*Patter patter patter*Clopclopclopclopclopclop*Splashsplashsplashsplash*Zoooooooooooommmm!!!!*SPLASH!!!*FUCK YOU! I’M STANDING HERE! KNN! I WET ALREADY LAH!*Clopclopclopclopclop*Splashsplashsplashsplashsplash*Whew!!!*Ding!*Clop clop*…..*Ding!*Clop clop clop*MORNING BOSS!*MORNING!*Click click click*Tick tick tick*Tock tock tock*Snores snores snores*WHAM**AHHHHHH!!! SORRY BOSS. SORRY SORRY.*Click click click*Shuffle shuffle shuffle*Yawns*

 

*Tick tick tick*Tock tock tock*LUNCHTIME!*Clop clop clop*Ding-ding!*MEE SIAM MAI HIAM PLEASE THANK YOU!*….*NAH! YOUR MEE SIAM MAI HIAM. SAH KOR. GAM SIA!*Nom nom nom*Gulp gulp gulp*Clop clop clop*Ding!*Clop clop*…*Ding!*Clop clop clop*I’M BACK BOSS!*OK LAH.*Click click click*Tick tick tick*Tock tock tock*Snores snores snores*WHAM**AHHHHHH!!! SORRY BOSS. SORRY SORRY.*Click click click*Shuffle shuffle shuffle*Yawns*

 

*Tick tick tick*Tock tock tock*BANG GANG LIAO LOH!*Clop clop clop*Ding-ding!*BAK CHOR MEE MAI HIAM PLEASE THANK YOU!*….*NAH! BAK CHOR MEE SIAM MAI HIAM. SAH KOR. GAM SIA!*Nom nom nom*Gulp gulp gulp*Clop clop clop*Clop clop clop*Clop clop clop*I’M BACK DEAR!!!*Muacks muacks muacks*Slam*La~la~la~la~la*Splash splash splash*La~la~la~la~la*Splash splash splash*…*BABY………….*Groans groans groans*moans moans moans*groans groans groans*Pants pants pants*Gasps gasps gasps*Pants pants pants*Gasps gasps gasps*OOOHHHHHHH!!!!!*Groans groans groans*JIAO WO HUANG SHANG!!!!!*Moans moans moans*HUANG SHANG!!!*YES YES YES!!!*Groans groans groans*OOOHHHHH!!!! YES BABY!!!!*Moans moans moans*YEEESSSS!!!!*…*I love you baby*I love you too*…*Snores snores snores*…….

 

*Yawns*Slam*La~la~la~la~la*Splash splash splash*…*Nom nom nom*Yum yum yum*Gulp gulp gulp*Slams*Clop clop clop*DI!!!*Vroom vroom vroooooooom*… … …

 

The Island of Onomatopoeia© 2011 by AubyStories. All rights reserved.

 

For those who don’t know the language here, here’s the gloss. 🙂

MEE SIAM: a delicious malay traditional dish

MAI HIAM: non-spicy

SAH KOR: 3 dollars

GAM SIA: thank you

BAK CHOR MEE: minced pork noodles

JIAO WO: call me

HUANG SHANG: Emperor

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